The Scotland Yard Jack-in-Office: Barry Young, aka The Sardonic Interruption

The Busybody (Membership Secretary): Dr Allan Rae, aka The Mere Vulgar Fortune-Seeker

The Meddler (Treasurer): Simone Hughes, aka The Six-Mile Trudge

Noelle Carroll, aka The Pick of A Bad Lot

Jeannie Rae, aka The Shocking Habits

Louise Murray, aka The Drunken Vagabond

Anne Dickson, aka The Picture of Canine Indecision

Andy Lombardini, aka The Atrocious Sentiment

Paul, aka The Proper Workhouse Cough

Scott Stevenson, aka The Somewhat Sinister Figure

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