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Noelle Carroll, aka The Pick of A Bad Lot
Jeannie Rae, aka The Shocking Habits
Louise Murray, aka The Drunken Vagabond
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Andy Lombardini, aka The Atrocious Sentiment
Paul, aka The Proper Workhouse Cough
Scott Stevenson, aka The Somewhat Sinister Figure
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